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Why the Yanks hate the Brits.

1. They talk funny.

2. They talk too fast.

3. They smoke too much.

4. They drink too much.

They drink tea all the time.

5. They dress funny.

6. They drive on the wrong side of the road.

7. They are obsessed with the weather.

8. They are always so sarcastic. They are too reserved.

9. They watch TV documentaries.

10. They are wimps.

11. They are snobs.

12. Their pubs close at 11 p.m.

Why the Brits hate the Yanks.

1. They talk funny.

2. They talk too loud.

3. They don't share their fags.

4. Their bartenders expect a tip.

5. They live on coffee.

6. They dress funny.

7. They drive on the wrong side of the road.

8. They are obsessed with money.

9. They are absurdly affectionate (they don't understand sarcasm).

10. They watch TV game shows.

11. They are mucho.

12. They are bourgeois.

13. They don't go out till midnight.

Why the Yanks hate the Russians

1. They talk much.

2. They talk too long especially on phone.

3. They ask for a cigarette everyone they see.

4. They drink vodka instead of water.

5. They drink anything that is liquid.

6. They dress funny. Their favourite colour is striped grey.

7. They drive on side walks.

8. They are obsessed with business.

9. They are romantic and sentimental beyond reason.

10. They watch too many talk shows.

11. Russian women are too mucho.

12. They are proletarian.

13. They don't go out.

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